Player Profile: Matthew Broadmore

Birth date: 28/09/77
What is your marital status? Married.
Role in the Taranaki team? Opening Bat / Captain
What song playing from Mustard Terrace gets you up the most in the heat of battle? C if for Cruiky.
What is your beverage of choice? Cafferys Irish Ale or Guiness.
Who was your Hero while you were at school? Primary School it was Ravishin Rick Rude from the WWF. High School it was Michael Slater.
What is your greatest achievement in cricket? Winning the Sussex Cup at Hover in 1996 and winning the Hawke Cup in 2007.
What is your greatest achievement outside of cricket? I won pass the parcel at the Mangorei School Christmas Party sometime in the eighties.
Most memorable game you have been involved in? 1997 Two day Final.
What is your greatest Mustard moment? Anytime Grunta dances nude.
Dead or alive, who are the 3 people you would most like to have dinner with? Bill Clinton, Ewan McGregor and Catherine Zeta-Jones.
Which Mustardo would you have replace you in the team? Mustardo Joe Dravitzki.
Which Taranaki star should would make the best Mustardo? Andrew Mason.
What would be your dream job if you were not a cricketing star? Pro Skiier.
What is your signature Century/Hat-Trick celebratory Move or Dance? Gorilla grabbing a banana.

The Answer is With You!

Poll results are in and the newest mustard track you most want to hear the most is... With or Without You. This really comes as no surprise. It will be a great addition.

Jolene was a close second and will be the new funnel song- if only we can locate that babe.

Get your vocals ready lads! Practice will take place in Mad Mums.

Mustard??? Oh yeah.

We all know that on a hot taranaki mustard afternoon the throat can get quite parched and those beers are just not hitting the spot anymore. Well the mustardos have found a solution and nothing quite beats a cool mouthful of mustard. Mustardos reccomend Masterfoods Honey Mustard. This delectable treat balances the sweetness of honey and the beautiful taste of mustard that we all know and love. So try some today or make a trip up to mustard terrace this summer and dive in.

Leathel Weapon

Mustard and Friends have voted and the big money is going on LJ to score the most runs in the One Day Comp this season. He wasn't far ahead of Pingas in what turned out to be a two donkey race.

The status of Muller is unknown for us- hence only one vote.

Glad to see Broady is getting all his ducks out of the way before the big games start- still some support though.

And we know Speegal and Whoppa were voting for themselves in the 'other' category. Prove us wrong fellas.

Jolene

Reviewing stocks has left us in despair trying to locate our beloved Jolene. She is the pretty funnel in Josh's hand in main photo. She can be identified by her smaller figure and pink ribbon.

Last know place was recieving good head at the victory party at NPOB clubrooms.

Reward offered for her return to any Mustardo. She is an essential element of Terrace fun.

"You want to see something cool?!"

Mustardo and Player Profiles

We are currently in the process of making Mustard and Player profiles. Each week we will profile one from the Park and one from the Terrace.

We need to know what you want to know. What questions should we put to the players? And what questions should we put to each Mustardo?

Please post your comments below with questions to ask.

Good Morning Wedding

Unfortunately Mr and soon to be Mrs Parr Parr did not collect the prize in this competition. Some P.C dicks on TV 1 decided it should go to 'Kelly' and 'Keli'. Who marrys someone with the same name anyway?! You were our winners Matt and Nancy- the offer still stands for a perfect wedding at Puke Park.

Best of luck guys, look forward to seeing you back in Taranaki soon.

Mustard in Winter

The Grunter had big weekend in Christchurch just been. As you can see he turned NRL Sunday into a Mustard Sunday, setting up a projector out the front of his pad on the store next door, and settling in for the evening to see out a four day binge. The Mustard King is seated in the most prominent of chairs- of course! Bring on the summer when he will be seeing out these binge's on Mustard Terrace!

Are those the same jandals he has had for 3 years?!

HOME DRAW FOR 07/08 SEASON

Make sure you pencil these dates in for action at Pukekura Park this coming summer. Mustard Terrace will be buzzing- get along and support Broady and the mighty Naki boys.

14th & 15th December - Two day game versus Manawatu



16th December - One day game versus Manwatu



16th, 17th & 18th February - First Hawke Cup Defence versus winner of either Canterbury or Otago Regional Zone



1st, 2nd & 3rd March - Second Hawke Cup Defence versus winner of Central Regional Zone or second placed behind Taranaki



15th, 16th & 17th March - Third Hawke Cup Defence versus winner of Northern Regional Zone

You read it here first- so no excuses for not getting these weekends off. Dates and travel arrangements for away games during the elimination programme will be announced at a later stage. Let's keep it locked away in Bellringer where it belongs!

Vote for the Parr Parr

It wasn't too long ago that the Parr Parr Dog was storming in at Pukekura Park. He will always be a Mustardo favourite and so we continue to get behind him in his new adventures.

After proposing to his lady friend Matt and Nancy are now in the running to win a wedding through TVNZ and the Good Morning show. After some default voting via e-mail, it has changed to voting by text. All you have to do is text "B" to 881 and they are one vote closer. 50 cents per vote. Spread the good word!

A schweet honeymoon spot may be on Mustard Terrace this summer as the boys defend the grail. Always a beer for ya. Best of luck Matt and Nancy- we're behind ya!!

The Saviour has risen again

In breaking news it has been revealed that the master is returning. Sir Alistair Jordan (left) has been announced as head coach for the Taranaki Cricket team. He is returning for his 7th season at the helm and will be a vital part of the machine that will defend the holy grail in the forthcoming summer. The Mustardos are excited in this announcement with many still holding out hopes that Jordan will one day soon ask one or more to come down from the terraces and put on the whites in a historic Taranaki debut.

The Mustardo Anthem

The Cruiky Monster is a Mustard Icon. Learn the words and click on the link below for the live version.

Now what starts with the letter C? Cruiky starts with C Let's think of other things That starts with C Oh, who cares about the other things?] C is for cruiky, that's good enough for me C is for cruiky, that's good enough for me C is for cruiky, that's good enough for me Oh, cruiky, cruiky, cruiky starts with C C is for cruiky, that's good enough for me C is for cruiky, that's good enough for me C is for cruiky, that's good enough for me Oh, cruiky, cruiky, cruiky starts with C [Hey you know what? A round cookie with one bite out of it Looks like a C A round donut with one bite out of it Also looks like a C But it is not as good as a cookie Oh and the moon sometimes looks like a C But you can't eat that, so ... ] C is for cruiky, that's good enough for me, yeah! C is for cruiky, that's good enough for me C is for cruiky, that's good enough for me Oh, cruiky, cruiky, cruiky starts with C, yeah! Cruiky, cruiky, cruiky starts with C, oh boy! Cruiky, cruiky, cruiky starts with C! (Cruiky Monster eats the cookie) Ruh-ruh-ruh-ruh-ruh

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BovQyphS8kA

THE MUSTARD IS ON LINE

50 piece pack bandits

Grunter and the Hairy Mustards at the Victory Party. Can any man put pay to a KFC Family Feast on their own like our very own Grant Maclean. The colonel provided great sustenance for the boys as the codys took their toll.

Victory Party

Chief Mustardo SJB and Mustardo Matt with the 'Holy Grail', The Hawke Cup, after the famous challenge victory in Hamilton.

This year 2007-08 Mustard Terrace will defend the Cup against all comers to the Greatest Cricket Ground in the World Pukekura Park.