Counting Down...

Spread the Naki and Mustard word to the community. The Grail goes on the line this weekend and we need as many supporters of the Mighty Naki that we can get up on Mustard Terrace. Less than 40 hours until we take to this team who try to call themselves a country.
Such a dirty dirty man. C'mon the Naki Boys! Yeaaa Goody Boy!

Mustardo Profile: Sam Barrett

Birth date: 03/06/1985
When did you become a Mustardo? Original Founding Member February 2006
Who is your favourite Taranaki player? Broady
What is your role in the Mustardos? Chief Mustardo
What is your favourite Mustard track? Wish you were here. Or Zimbabwe.
What is your beverage of choice? Is Zee Best a beverage? Probably Speights. Who was your Hero while you were at school? Glen Sulzberger.
What is your greatest Mustard moment? Being upgraded to the Managers schuite at the backpackers in Hamilton because they thought Grant and I were players. We got to share a bed! Had pashed a Maori that night as well- the natives love the Mustard.
Dead or alive, who are the 3 people you would most like to have dinner with? Abe Lincoln, Lionel Skeggins and Thelma Luxton.
Which Taranaki star would make the best Mustardo? Kolyn Tai.
What is your record funnel amount in a day on Mustard Terrace? I'm not much of a funneler but i may have suckled from Jolene thrice or so in a day.

Player Profile: Jamie Watkins

Full name: Jamie Watkins
Birth date: 24-10 -1976
What is your marital status? Engaged
Role in the Taranaki team? Rabid Dogg
Taranaki debut? December 1994
What song playing from Mustard Terrace gets you up the most in the heat of battle? Let Me Entertain You.
What is your beverage of choice? Sandy Hunters
Who was your Hero while you were at school? John Stockton
What is your greatest achievement in cricket? Putting on 103 for the last wicket with Cruiky in the Hawke Cup winning challenge v Hamilton ( 10-0 Cruiky)
What is your greatest achievement outside of cricket? Climbing Mount Taranaki, Beating Speegs and Thommo at every skill and trivia challenge
Most memorable game you have been involved in? Chasing 156 off 14 overs 2nd innings in must win outright v Wairarapa at Puke Park to get HC Challenge.
What is your greatest Mustard moment? The naked terrace race
Dead or alive, who are the 3 people you would most like to have dinner with? Shane Warne, Michael Jordan, Reese Witherspoon.
Which Mustardo would you have replace you in the team? Grant ‘Hatrick’ McLean.
Which Taranaki star should would make the best Mustardo? Greg Paynter.
What would be your dream job if you were not a cricketing star? Channel 9 NRL commentator for all Rabbitohs games.
What is your signature Century/Hat-Trick celebratory Move or Dance? Feed The Bird with a COME AAAAANNNN
What goes with hotdogs and sauce? Masterfoods Honey Mustard.

Mustard goes to the World

There is nothing better than receiving photos like those below.

Mustard Walshy (Champion Naked Terrace Climber) had these photos to show the Mustard community. His comment to share: "It's amazing what you can find in an MCG changing room."

You dog!!

May this be a great precedent for all other Mustardos. The word goes Global.

FYI

Goody was not arrested.

What a hold out! He got our hopes up after voting for himself so many times. Maybe if Kol was picked he could have been the one to hit the headlines. Lets push for a home town arrest.

NAPIER- who cares?!

It has taken a week for the scroll to report on the weekend that was in Napier. The Naki boys were comprehensively beaten- good work getting that one out of the system before the challenges begin.

The Chapple Cup would have been a nice addition to the silverware but the Hawkes Bay boys will only ever be good for polishing the Holy Grail that will stay beneath the Mountain... that is if they were ever close enough to touch it, which they will never be.

Spud ate way too many party pills and chewed his face off. Aids will remain as a redundant funnel to join the other Mustard funnels that have come and gone. RIP Jolene. Lucky Spud has his best mate and Bro Gadget to look after him.

Landy owes Ali 50 boners after forgetting his pin at the bar. Always a good trick that one. "Just charge it to the room".

Grunta was crowned Taranaki/Mustardo leg wrestling champion- to add to other titles of similar achievement. Although one of the token soon-to-be English Mustardos came him a good crack in the bar.

Either Ali or Broady called the fire department but when the truck arrived between them on the couch there was no fire in sight. Some things are better left not spoken about. Struth.

And so we move towards the big one! Challenge time. Lets get among and really get in behind the boys. Watch this space for build up this week.

We're all still fools for the Holy Grail!!!