Monday, February 11, 2008

NAPIER- who cares?!


It has taken a week for the scroll to report on the weekend that was in Napier. The Naki boys were comprehensively beaten- good work getting that one out of the system before the challenges begin.
The Chapple Cup would have been a nice addition to the silverware but the Hawkes Bay boys will only ever be good for polishing the Holy Grail that will stay beneath the Mountain... that is if they were ever close enough to touch it, which they will never be.
Spud ate way too many party pills and chewed his face off. Aids will remain as a redundant funnel to join the other Mustard funnels that have come and gone. RIP Jolene. Lucky Spud has his best mate and Bro Gadget to look after him.
Landy owes Ali 50 boners after forgetting his pin at the bar. Always a good trick that one. "Just charge it to the room".
Grunta was crowned Taranaki/Mustardo leg wrestling champion- to add to other titles of similar achievement. Although one of the token soon-to-be English Mustardos came him a good crack in the bar.
Either Ali or Broady called the fire department but when the truck arrived between them on the couch there was no fire in sight. Some things are better left not spoken about. Struth.
And so we move towards the big one! Challenge time. Lets get among and really get in behind the boys. Watch this space for build up this week.

We're all still fools for the Holy Grail!!!

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